Multiplicity at SAAM: all the hipster DC art kids. Barbara Kruger, Kara Walker, Enrique Chagoya, Judy Pfaff, and other printmaker extraordinnaires. Helen giving her own tour during a tour. We could totally sneak upstairs and look at the Annie Leibovitz show.
Matchbox: one French gimlet on an empty stomach = make friends with all the wait staff. Goat cheese and baby spinach salad, fire & smoke pizza and oven-roasted tomatoes and buffalo mozzarella pizza. Yo, you call this a large pizza? Trio of desserts because we’re still hungry. Cinnamon zeppole with Kahlua cream sauce, honey tangerine and raspberry sorbets, and that chocolate cake with the vanilla ice cream.
Starbucks: these cups have hearts on them! Awwww. People watching on the smallest bench/nook ever. Look at all these drunk Jersey girls. Yes, we’ll take self-portraits in the window for the entire world to see. Chinatown bus! Justin, we could go to NYC right now. Look at these fools trying to hail a cab on the slow side of the street. Oh no, tourists! You are going to get hit by a car!